1 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:16,684 C'mon boys we ain't got all day. 2 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,199 Hey baby doll! 3 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,574 Baby doll! 4 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,231 Now what's next? 5 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:38,865 Sweet Carl's. 6 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,800 Ten dollars. 7 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:42,835 Ten bucks? 8 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,705 Loan delinquent, two weeks. 9 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:46,739 Break... fingers. 10 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,730 This has gotta be a mistake! 11 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,073 Maybe a couple of zeros missing or something. 12 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,684 I mean break fingers! For ten bucks? 13 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,499 I don't see what you're so upset about, George 14 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:05,001 I mean it ain't like we get to keep the money. 15 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:08,037 So, what's the difference if it's ten dollars or million? 16 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,661 The idea is to work ourselves up into the organization not down. 17 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:14,702 How we gonna it by collecting milk money? 18 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:16,303 I guess... 19 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,373 What's next? 20 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,764 Pickup Mr. Aorta's underwear at the cleaner's. 21 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,017 What the fuck! 22 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,221 Just kidding, George. 23 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:46,866 Hey! George... 24 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:49,237 What can I do you for? 25 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:53,850 A manicure... what can you do me for? You know what we want. 26 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,319 No... not really. 27 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,887 Let me refresh your memory. 28 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,871 On October 14th you borrowed money from Mr. Aorta. 29 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,348 I did? 30 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,363 No, he did. Yea, you did! 31 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,955 Mmm, October 14th... October... 14th. 32 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:10,624 The date rings a bell... Oh yea! 33 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:13,894 Yea, I, my old ladies birthday. 34 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,569 I borrowed ten bucks to take her out to dinner. 35 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:18,765 Hold on. 36 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,267 Ok... 37 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,369 Here. Here's four 38 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,817 I'll get you the rest on Friday. 39 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:29,743 No, you're past overdue. 40 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,545 Break his fingers. 41 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,926 Hey... hey! 42 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,862 You're gonna break my fingers for a ten dollar loan? 43 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,797 You gotta be kidding... 44 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,267 What do I look like a "Borges belle comedian?" 45 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,971 Wait! George! I've... taken you fishing! 46 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,295 I gave you lobsters! 47 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:52,108 It was a very good lobster, George. 48 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,932 Yea! I can't mend nets with busted fingers. 49 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,583 You bust 'em my family don't eat. 50 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,307 For God sake, it was only ten bucks! 51 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:06,546 Alright, alright. 52 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:08,948 Aww, thanks! 53 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:11,385 You're a true friend. 54 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,922 Ow! God, you broke my fucking nose! 55 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,535 George... 56 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:19,839 Well now he can fix his nets! 57 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,366 George! Dip! 58 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,335 Hi, Ruffo. 59 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,638 DeMarco, he's dead. 60 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,012 What you talking about? 61 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,168 He died about an hour ago. In some kind of accident. 62 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,449 Poor DeMarco. 63 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,530 Why you smiling? 64 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:47,554 Why am I smiling? 65 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:51,638 Because I just got my acceptance letter to medical school. 66 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,360 Dip... 67 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,061 DeMarco's dead. 68 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,030 I know he's dead. 69 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:02,746 I just don't know why that would make you smile. 70 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,890 First, he was an asshole, so he should rot in hell. 71 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,609 Second, he was conciliary to Aorta for you non Italians. 72 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,813 He's number two on the totem pole. 73 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,214 So... 74 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:17,917 Don't you get it? 75 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,052 It's my turn at bat! 76 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,088 My turn to move up. 77 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,465 What's so funny? 78 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,569 "Concigliary" Gianfranco... 79 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:40,407 Yea... 80 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:41,675 Come on George... 81 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,071 Think of all the guys ahead of you. 82 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,781 Glasso, Madariaga, Revell... 83 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,298 Well those guys are pieces of shit. 84 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,787 And I'd stop laughing if I were you, McKenzie, before I bust your Irish ass! 85 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,492 I'm better than those jerks. 86 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,593 I deserve the job. 87 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,062 I know that George. 88 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:05,566 No disagreement here. 89 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:10,116 Well then let's go celebrate. 90 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:16,577 Beat it beefcake! 91 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,183 Ay, look. 92 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,846 It's my cheapest, rudest, customer. 93 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,656 Ah gee, Carol, why do you always have to be so vague? 94 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:31,758 Get off it, Jorge. 95 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:36,540 You're the only jerk I know who tries to pay me in installments. 96 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,124 Like I'm a toaster oven from Hershman's. 97 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,547 You know we love to chat with you but Dip and I... 98 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,003 We don't come here for conversation. 99 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,279 Sorry, Jorge, I don't accept your checks no more. 100 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,243 I got cold cash! 101 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,214 Ok. 102 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:58,284 But I go with, Dip. 103 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,100 You can have my beautiful new partner, Glorice. 104 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:04,625 Just arrived on the dock. 105 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:06,626 C'mon, Dip. 106 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,194 No, no, no. 107 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,284 I ain't getting stuck with your so-called beauties anymore. 108 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:16,846 What are you talking about? 109 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,310 Does the name Henrietta Harry Hopkins mean anything to you? 110 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,651 Or Teresa Two-Ton Tompkins? 111 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:22,675 Relax, Jorge. 112 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,364 This Glorice, she's a looker Papi. 113 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:28,882 No... I ain't buying. 114 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,187 Dip my boy... your turn to fall on the grenade. 115 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:36,656 Glorice! 116 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:38,726 We got customers. 117 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,215 I'd like to introduce you to Dip. 118 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,339 Hi. 119 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,679 Dip's with chicka. 120 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,120 My name's George. 121 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,466 George. 122 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,579 What baby? 123 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:23,704 We can't. We can't. 124 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:29,334 Well there are certain female functions which occur once a month. 125 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,827 I coulda had Chicka, why didn't you tell me? 126 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,796 I don't believe it. 127 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,580 For one I thought I thought you were cute. 128 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:42,622 Cute! 129 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:44,925 A bunny rabbit's cute. 130 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:47,895 George Giafranco... 131 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,062 Is good looking. 132 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,939 And two, I thought I could please you in other ways. 133 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,135 Like what? 134 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,301 I'm sure you all know why I called this meeting. 135 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:04,671 Earlier today 136 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,643 an accident down at the docks involving a crate filled with tuna fish 137 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,613 resulted in the death of Richie DeMarco. 138 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,350 Conciliary DeMarco was a brutal man, 139 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,654 who killed without conscience. 140 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,742 A man who never once felt sympathy for those he terrorized. 141 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,505 In fact... he was never happy unless 142 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,329 another human being somewhere in this world 143 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,165 was suffering. 144 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,535 It was because of these endearing qualities 145 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,325 that conciliary DeMarco will be missed by us all. 146 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,144 A moment of silence, please. 147 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,460 Ok, now on to some weekly business matters. 148 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,318 Happy birthday Mr. Aorta! 149 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,567 For he's a jolly good fellow, 150 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:03,731 for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow 151 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,900 which no body can deny. 152 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,137 Count 'em boys they're all there. 153 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,266 For once I wish you boys would have shortchanged me. 154 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,294 Oh course we've got some presents for ya. 155 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,531 Ah guys, you shouldn't have, 156 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,334 but since you already bought them I might as well open them. 157 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,502 Why didn't you tell me it was his birthday? 158 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,128 I'm sorry George, I completely forgot. 159 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,765 It's a .45 silver plated. 160 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:39,766 Custom made. 161 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,567 Nice... 162 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,081 Very nice. 163 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,516 You two don't have a present? 164 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,460 Is that something you deduced all by yourself? 165 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,846 Good luck getting the new position. 166 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,224 Personalized brass knuckles, Boss. 167 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,431 I had your name inscribed backwards, 168 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,455 so you could leave your name on your victim's face. 169 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,928 Very thoughtful, Ruffo. 170 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,386 Well Boss since you're a special guy. 171 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,039 Dip and I got you a special gift, very special. 172 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,411 And uh, it's not here now but uh it's a date. 173 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,307 I think you're gonna like it. 174 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,482 Trust me. 175 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,896 What's her name? 176 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,187 It's uh... Glorice. 177 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,263 Good day ladies! 178 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,237 Listen cheapskate, nobody shortchanges my friend after she wets his wick. 179 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,794 What the hell are you talking about? >> It's ok Chicka, let him go. 180 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,081 The money you paid me was counterfeit, George. 181 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,020 It was? Really? Awe, I'm sorry I didn't know. 182 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,289 Here. 183 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,421 Hey, hey, I got it at the bank this morning, it's good. 184 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:17,865 I sweat to God. 185 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,107 Something gives me the feeling you're not just here to chat. 186 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:24,937 Glorice... uh... 187 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,155 We was wondering if you could perform your oral specialty. 188 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,555 On which one of you? 189 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,490 No, no, it's not for us. It's for our boss, Mr. Aorta. 190 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,514 It's his birthday. 191 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,556 That's Joey "The Heart" Aorta! The mob boss? 192 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,053 He runs this town... forget it Glorice! The man's a murderer. 193 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,684 Let me get this straight, you want a blowjob certificate? 194 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:51,763 Yea. 195 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,280 $50 dollars up front and no funny money. 196 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,438 $50 bucks for a lousy hummer? 197 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:00,907 Too much! 198 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,021 It's high... but if you went to the trouble 199 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,525 of finding me you must really need me. 200 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,647 $30. 201 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:13,819 Alright, $50, 202 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,589 but you better be sucking harder than Dorothy's tornado. 203 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,338 Where the hell is this broad of yours? >> Oh she'll be here soon. 204 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,070 Boss... you're gonna love her. 205 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,683 Gianfranco, how could I possibly love her 206 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,943 when I've never even seen her? 207 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:37,776 I just know. 208 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,482 Georgie, things going good? 209 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,828 Things going good? 210 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,064 Glorice ain't here and Aorta's holding me responsible, 211 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,322 things couldn't be worse! 212 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,591 Hey! Hey! 213 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:53,993 Chow mein! 214 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,029 What are you doing! 215 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,717 Believe it or not wop asshole, it's called cooking. 216 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,448 No, no, no, this is a Sicilian restaurant we don't want fried rat. 217 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,504 Hey let go! 218 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,783 I'm the cook. >> Says who? 219 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:08,807 Says Mr. Lucizzi. 220 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,256 Mr. Lucizzi hired me because I'm a good cook. 221 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,982 I work hard for the money. Sicilian food... 222 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,732 So you leave me alone. Don't call me names. 223 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,815 I'm gonna make your boss the best Sicilian food he ever had. 224 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,540 Alright, that must be her. I guess we're stuck with you 225 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,476 well make it good. And no sweet and sour spaghetti. 226 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,500 Please! 227 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,303 You real funny man! 228 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,118 Yea... I'm a fucking joke a minute. 229 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,018 Glorice is here. 230 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,019 You're late! 231 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,361 Um... she had a problem with the taxi, Boss. 232 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,071 Gianfranco, let the broad make up her own damn excuses. 233 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,054 First of all I'm a woman not a broad. 234 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:08,111 And second I would hardly call 45 extra 235 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,895 minutes for a woman to make an arrival, late. 236 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,662 How's things going out there, George? 237 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,764 Terrible, they haven't said a kind word to each other. 238 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:29,788 Food's ready. 239 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,191 This better be good. Or I'm gonna kill your entire family. 240 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,329 I have feeling you very unhappy child. 241 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,796 The cook... 242 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,538 Yea? >> What part of Sicily is he from? 243 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:16,636 The East. The far east. 244 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,172 I could tell. 245 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,341 The man has talent. 246 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,677 We'll let him know Mr. Aorta. 247 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,900 Hey you. Give me some of that bread. 248 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,190 The name's Glorice, not "Hey you." 249 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:34,953 Gianfranco... 250 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,463 The wine, the food, the place, first rate. 251 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,195 But the broad... 252 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,701 You know Mr. Aorta, 253 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,970 I know who you are and what you do but I'm not afraid of you. 254 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,143 Do not call me a broad! 255 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,744 I'm the man here! 256 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:00,846 I make the rules. 257 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,815 And I'll call you anything I want. Broad! 258 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,855 And I wanna talk to you... and to you! 259 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,084 You're the first woman to stand up to me. 260 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,800 Me... I like that. 261 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,636 Incredible. 262 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,885 I almost couldn't believe it neither, George. 263 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,028 I think he really likes her. 264 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,987 Ben, you mick bastard... two more. 265 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,083 Hey. 266 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,187 Two more it'll be. 267 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,464 Thank you, Ben. 268 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,236 Oh, Georgie... 269 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,184 There a problem? 270 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,608 George Gianfranco with a problem? 271 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,677 You are looking at the man who set up the boss with a number one broad. 272 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:09,948 Glorice. 273 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,617 Cheers. 274 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,256 Conciliary... 275 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,891 Conciliary. 276 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,827 Conciliary... 277 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,716 The first thing... the first thing I'm gonna do is. 278 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,243 I'm gonna buy some new "minolian." 279 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,677 And then I'm gonna get... George, look who. 280 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,449 It's the bosses girlfriend. 281 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,325 Why don't we invite her to join us for a drink. 282 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,900 Is it really such a big deal? 283 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,991 What are you talking about? 284 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,329 Why don't we just tell Mr. Aorta? 285 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,597 I know he seems tough. 286 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,799 But I think deep down he's an understanding kind of guy. 287 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,437 You're kidding. 288 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,453 Maybe honesty is the best policy here George. 289 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,579 Mr. Aorta... 290 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,615 We cannot tell a lie... 291 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,912 We accidentally set you up with a man dressed in women's clothes. 292 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,355 You know, a he-she. 293 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:31,823 No problem! 294 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,337 Forget about it... 295 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,462 Yea sure. Why not? 296 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,045 I mean the guy's got a sense of humor. 297 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,681 It'll all end up as a great joke. 298 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,605 Something we can all laugh about. 299 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:53,712 I can't believe it. 300 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:56,948 I have found the missing link. 301 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,286 What? 302 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,390 What are you saying? 303 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,492 What am I saying? 304 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:07,627 You are the missing link. 305 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:13,241 I mean no primate can talk, no human being can be so naive. 306 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,145 You wanna hear about Mr. Aorta's sense of humor? 307 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,815 He's giving us some shoes two sizes too 308 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,439 big to see which one of us sinks fastest. 309 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:25,578 That ain't so funny. 310 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:41,627 Just a second. 311 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,130 George, Dip, come on in. 312 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,321 Um... we wanna talk to you Glorice about Mr. Aorta. 313 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,883 Right, in fact I'd like to thank you boys for 314 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,953 introducing me to your generous friend. 315 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,537 Actually we don't think you should be going out with him again. 316 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,684 I'll uh... just let me put it this way... 317 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,918 We don't think you're uh woman enough for him. 318 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,129 I was woman enough for you wasn't I, George? 319 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:15,728 You ain't gonna get your $50 bucks. 320 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:17,830 What $50 bucks? 321 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,577 You know the 50 bucks we was 322 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,045 gonna give you for going out with him again. 323 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,069 What's so funny? 324 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,998 Look Dip, Joey sent it over to me this morning. 325 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,578 Must be worth over 1000 bucks. 326 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,807 I'm gonna milk your mob boss for everything he's worth. 327 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:42,488 Bye boys. 328 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,572 When Ipsum wrote an "Enemy of the People" he 329 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,808 intended for Doctor Stockman... you 330 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,768 to represent individualism and virility. 331 00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,507 Uh excuse me Mr. Kirk but ain't this Doctor Stockman a man? 332 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,274 My dear... 333 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,938 In Shakespearean times the female roles were played by men 334 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:11,722 eliminating the jobs of thousands of actresses. 335 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,698 Well I'm trying to right a wrong by giving 336 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,562 you actresses the chance to play all the roles! 337 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,791 Understand? >> I guess. 338 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,907 Well now, try it again but with feeling. 339 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:28,765 The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone. 340 00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:32,539 Good enough. 341 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,909 Now give those customers a show! 342 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,948 Well now come on then gentleman, make yourself at home. 343 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:53,424 Sit down there. 344 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:56,563 Little nectar... 345 00:24:58,130 --> 00:24:59,130 For the soul. 346 00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,367 There we go! 347 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:05,837 Cheers! 348 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,339 Cheers. >> Cheers. 349 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,250 We got a problem. 350 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:21,852 Ah, Gregory Kirk, problem solver. 351 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:27,111 We set our boss up with some broad we don't think she's right. 352 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,860 I take it your boss is a man of some power? 353 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,374 Yea. >> Yea. 354 00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:34,038 You see we don't know so many women but 355 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:39,147 seeing as how you run this strip joint we thought maybe you could... 356 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:42,250 My dear boy Theatrum Amitorius is a reperatory theater which 357 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,611 does erotic adaptions of the classics... Not a strip joint! 358 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:48,891 Yea but that woman was naked. 359 00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:50,475 Dip sees tits and he thinks stripper. 360 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:55,284 You need to use your reasoning and intellect not your base instincts. 361 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,329 Don't worry there's hope for you yet. 362 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,840 We wanna set up our boss with some actresses. 363 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,505 We have talented thespians from a variety of backgrounds... 364 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:14,310 You wouldn't imagine the competition necessary to become a classical actress. 365 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:16,676 Tremendous competition. 366 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,988 Yea it must be rough. 367 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:22,224 Excuse me Mr. Kirk? Yes, Captain Horster? 368 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,248 What's a fuhjord? 369 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:25,150 Oh... 370 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:27,654 That's a fjord my dear. 371 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,321 What ever. 372 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,230 But I like Glorice. 373 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,180 If you like Glorice you're gonna love these women. 374 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,413 And they're beautiful. Right, Dip? 375 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,949 Not interested. 376 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,675 One's got legs... to there. 377 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,880 I don't think so. 378 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:59,269 Boss, these women are nice, some of them they even tell jokes. 379 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,040 A man and a duck they walk into... 380 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,992 And one's got the perfect shaped jugs... 381 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,728 They defy gravity... 382 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:12,002 And a rear end like a piece of ripe fruit. 383 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,673 And Dip, Dip! What's the name of the one who 384 00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,204 vacuums in the nude? 385 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,487 Then again, Glorice and I ain't exactly married, right? 386 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,324 Well you two just wasted about two hours of my time. 387 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,567 Now if you'll excuse me I've got a date with Glorice. 388 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,162 Boss... 389 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,067 What was wrong with them? 390 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,534 I can't say exactly, 391 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,591 but Glorice has got something these other women don't. 392 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,545 I got it... balls. 393 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,083 Glorice got balls. 394 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,036 Here you go boys, bon apetite. 395 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:00,338 Thank you, Maria. 396 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:14,053 What are you doing? 397 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:20,144 I'm trying to figure out a solution to our problem. 398 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,228 No, no I mean right now. 399 00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:26,951 I'm drinking a chocolate milkshake so fucking what! 400 00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:32,375 Maybe we should say you're trying to drink a chocolate milkshake? 401 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,604 Cause you ain't able to. 402 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:37,608 Look, George. 403 00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:42,224 I know this may not be the right time to bring this up but I 404 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:44,248 gotta idea that could make us a million bucks easy. 405 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:49,355 You know in case this mob thing don't workout. 406 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:52,958 What is it? 407 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:57,521 Why couldn't you drink your milkshake just now? 408 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:00,445 It's too thick, I don't know. 409 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,236 Or the straw is too thin, yea? 410 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:08,340 What are you saying? 411 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:13,379 Your standard straw is only one eighth of an inch in diameter. 412 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:17,625 So. 413 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:21,553 So. It is designed for a milk or a lemonade or a soda not a milkshake. 414 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:30,039 Are you gonna give me this million dollar idea before I die of old age? 415 00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,036 Wide straws. 416 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,605 Designed especially for thick milkshakes. 417 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,848 And get this, the best part... guess what I call it? 418 00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,078 I give up. 419 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:49,614 The "shrtaw." 420 00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:55,486 The "shtraw?" 421 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,963 Yea, yea you know, like a shake and a straw. 422 00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:00,658 Together. 423 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,660 So what do you think? 424 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:04,996 Dip... 425 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:09,873 There's one thing you didn't think of. And it's called... 426 00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:12,003 The spoon. 427 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:17,543 When it's too hard to suck people use a spoon. 428 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:21,312 Oh yea? 429 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:24,969 So how come you didn't use a spoon just now? 430 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:28,012 Maybe it's because he enjoys sucking. 431 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:34,093 Hey you better back off before I crown you. 432 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,398 What is it they say? We often hurt those who we love the most. 433 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,413 No actually what they say is we often kill those we hate the most. 434 00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:48,975 Oh I love it when you get mad. Kinda gets me hot. 435 00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:52,011 Boy you're really disgusting. 436 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:56,524 I don't think my little Joey would appreciate you talking to 437 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:58,028 his girlfriend in that demeaning tone. 438 00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:01,786 Girlfriend? 439 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,575 Since when are you his girlfriend? 440 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:07,326 Since he told me last night. 441 00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:09,694 Bye boys. 442 00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:20,715 Why didn't you tell me! 443 00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:21,739 But it ain't true! 444 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:26,989 I tell you the short position got no room for fruits like you. 445 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,093 This here's Brooklyn. Listen to me, it ain't true! 446 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:34,596 Now get out of here before I kill you. Don't even think on coming back. 447 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,140 Boss, please, no! Son of a bitch. 448 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:46,731 Are you ok, Ruffo? 449 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,433 Yea. 450 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,138 Gianfranco, Dip, get in here! 451 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:08,087 With Ruffo it was obvious things weren't exactly kosher. 452 00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,155 If you get my drift. 453 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:14,336 He lacks the kind of desire for women's flesh that most of 454 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,062 us would consider to be natural. 455 00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:20,464 Boss. How'd you know that things were un-kosher with Ruffo? 456 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,640 We went out to get some drinks at Alfie's... 457 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,283 Ruffo ordered something called the Pink Panties. 458 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:31,714 And when the waitress brings it, it's got this little umbrella sticking out of it. 459 00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:32,877 An umbrella? 460 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:37,625 Yea... one of those little paper ones. 461 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:40,209 But what's worse is, Ruffo doesn't even take it out of his drink. 462 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:44,341 That's all he did? That's all he had to do! 463 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:48,070 Cause if anyone could tell you who's a softy, 464 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:49,494 if you get my drift, it's Joe Aorta. 465 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:51,696 So... 466 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,201 You boys got this week's protection money? 467 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:08,846 Thanks. 468 00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:10,415 Hey! 469 00:34:12,017 --> 00:34:14,217 And I wanna talk to you about introducing me to Glorice. 470 00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:16,687 I saw her last night... 471 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,458 And she's quite a woman. 472 00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:28,210 And notice please how I do not refer to someone as 473 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:30,602 special as Glorice as a broad. 474 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,613 I've dated quite a few broads in my time. But now 475 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:39,378 I've finally met a woman. 476 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:42,448 And I owe it all to you Gianfranco. 477 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,761 No, no, no you don't owe me anything Boss. 478 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:49,397 You would have met her in Brooklyn bowling or something. 479 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:50,821 Bullshit. If it wasn't for you. 480 00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,151 I would have never met her. George, stand up. 481 00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:57,502 I said stand up! >> Right. 482 00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:05,704 Gianfranco, this is for setting me up with such an incredible woman. 483 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:15,612 Now be in my office tomorrow at noon. For a special surprise. 484 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,254 You wanna bite? 485 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:29,595 Hey George. Something wrong? 486 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:35,667 My life is gonna end tomorrow at noon. 487 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,609 I think that qualifies as something wrong. 488 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,275 What are you talking about? 489 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:45,711 Aorta gave me the kiss of death. 490 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:51,414 That wasn't the kiss of death. That was the kiss of thanks. 491 00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:55,011 That's the way you Italians are you're always kissing each other. 492 00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:58,390 I've been around long enough to know the kiss of death. 493 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:01,727 It all adds up, Aorta goes out with her... 494 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:08,334 Tries to go to third base reaches down, comes up with a frankfurter. 495 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,667 I think you're getting little paranoid here Georgie. 496 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:21,247 Easy for you to be casual... 497 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:26,785 You weren't asked to go to Aorta's office tomorrow at noon. 498 00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:30,974 Remember when the boss kissed you last Easter? 499 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:33,791 Yea. 500 00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:38,868 So how come you didn't cry out then about the kiss of death? 501 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,860 Last Easter he didn't have a reason to have me iced. 502 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,105 Now he does. 503 00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:14,826 Gianfranco, glad you made it. 504 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:20,999 I want you to meet Micky. 505 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:25,571 Hey George, nice to meet you. 506 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:29,386 Micky's here as a sort of a temporary helper. 507 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:31,241 Oh yea? 508 00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:33,879 How you gonna be with us? 509 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:37,859 I should be done in 15 minutes of so. 510 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:38,883 Micky! 511 00:38:40,185 --> 00:38:41,985 As long as it takes for you to finish the job. 512 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,700 I don't like to brag but I can work pretty fast. 513 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,092 Enough girl talk... Micky... 514 00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,434 Surprise! 515 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,639 Congratulations to my conciliary. 516 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,577 You bought it hook line and sinker. 517 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:41,447 And to think Micky's only a baker. 518 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:45,209 Hey George I'm sorry if I scared you. 519 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:48,152 You got me. 520 00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:57,667 I think the desk is better over by the door. 521 00:39:58,464 --> 00:39:59,464 Why? 522 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:04,245 Well you'll get more fresh air coming in through the hallway, 523 00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:06,349 it's something to think about in case of a heat wave. 524 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:10,793 Yea but if I'm by the door people might think I'm Mr. Aorta's secretary. 525 00:40:11,477 --> 00:40:12,717 But you are... >> Conciliary! 526 00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:15,790 Which means? 527 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:17,694 Which means I'm Mr. Aorta's personal advisor. 528 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,752 His confidante, his problem solver. 529 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:24,122 I make sure everything goes smoothly. 530 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,037 Sounds like a secretary to me. 531 00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:31,988 Only broads are secretaries! I'm a conciliary! There's a difference! 532 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,097 I see. 533 00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:38,382 Now if you don't mind, I got work to do. 534 00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:44,374 Nice tush. 535 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:47,012 Hey, get the fuck out of here! 536 00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:51,149 George, I don't know what you're so angry about. 537 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:56,030 I mean you get the job of your dreams plus you have a 538 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:58,374 fabulous time with me which must be like icing on the cake. 539 00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:07,766 I did not, I repeat. 540 00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:11,537 I did not have a good time. 541 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,544 So you were faking it, but you seemed so convincing. 542 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:22,614 Especially the end. 543 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:38,696 Coffee? >> Please. 544 00:41:58,650 --> 00:41:59,851 I need a shrink. 545 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,754 Breath in. 546 00:42:04,590 --> 00:42:05,590 Breath out. 547 00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:09,465 Hey Doc... if it ain't beating don't let me know. 548 00:42:10,428 --> 00:42:11,597 I don't like bad news. 549 00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:14,065 Breath. Again. 550 00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:19,805 Have you been smart lately? 551 00:42:21,607 --> 00:42:23,888 My friend here just set me up with a sweet little dame. 552 00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:25,489 I got a reason to live now. 553 00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:28,879 I ain't lit up for four weeks. 554 00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:32,455 Mr. Aorta, your heart is better, slightly better. 555 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,797 Keep taking the medication, stay off those 556 00:42:35,821 --> 00:42:37,301 stogies and avoid too much excitement. 557 00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:40,577 Hey Doc. Maybe I should take up knitting. 558 00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,227 Fine, Mr. Aorta. 559 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:49,947 George, I was serious what I said to him about Glorice. 560 00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:53,237 I really like her. 561 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,174 No she's a beautiful woman. 562 00:42:58,276 --> 00:42:59,276 Tonight... 563 00:43:00,445 --> 00:43:01,445 Tonight? 564 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,480 Tonight... 565 00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:06,151 What do you mean Boss? 566 00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:08,720 You know, the birds and the bees. 567 00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:11,990 Are you sure about that? 568 00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:14,793 Yea. I mean I love her. 569 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:16,895 That's for sure. 570 00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:22,505 Well then maybe you should wait, you know, not for nothing. 571 00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:26,041 Women you like you sleep with, a woman you love, waiting it better. 572 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:28,874 I know... but I can't help it! 573 00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:31,308 I'm impatient. 574 00:43:32,978 --> 00:43:34,379 What about what the church says? 575 00:43:35,681 --> 00:43:36,681 The church? 576 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:41,103 Gianfranco, you think it makes a difference to the guy upstairs? 577 00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:44,427 I've already broken every commandment there is. 578 00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:49,003 I don't think one small indiscretion is gonna make one whole hell of a difference. 579 00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:50,027 Do you? 580 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:55,142 Well what about what the Doc says? You know not too much excitement... 581 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,086 Gianfranco, is there something wrong with her? 582 00:43:59,004 --> 00:44:01,773 No... I just want this to work out for you two. 583 00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:04,710 Oh ok. 584 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,200 You know my father Joe "The Boss" used to say... 585 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,894 There's only two things you say to a woman, get over here, and get out of here. 586 00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:25,797 Well, get over here. 587 00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:29,868 Oh Joe you're such an animal. 588 00:44:32,738 --> 00:44:33,772 Oops. 589 00:44:40,278 --> 00:44:43,257 Hey Boss, Marciano's fighting at The Garden 590 00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:45,016 you wanna take Glorice to see the fight? 591 00:44:48,053 --> 00:44:49,755 Gianfranco, can't you see we're busy? 592 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:53,950 If I want the sports calendar I'll read the paper. 593 00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,293 Just checking. 594 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,220 Hey Boss. >> Now what is it? 595 00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:07,684 You want me to drive so you can take Glorice to dinner? 596 00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:12,047 That's it, Gianfranco, out of the car! I wanna talk to you. 597 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:21,486 Gianfranco, what is it with you? 598 00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:26,667 What do you mean? What do I mean? 599 00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:30,404 You keep interrupting us every 10 seconds. I thought you were a friend here. 600 00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:33,308 I am but I've never been conciliary, I wanna make sure things go right. 601 00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:39,201 You ever consider that shutting up might be what I need from a conciliary! 602 00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:44,418 Hey look, I'm sorry, don't worry about it, I know you're 603 00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:46,854 trying you're best, maybe you should just wait out here 604 00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:48,313 and things will work out better. 605 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:50,448 Besides... 606 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,796 It's a little tough getting it up with another guy around. 607 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:55,954 You know? 608 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:01,425 Where were we? 609 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:23,981 What's wrong! 610 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:26,551 Well Joey, it's a female thing. 611 00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:29,519 Oh... I get it. 612 00:46:31,722 --> 00:46:33,042 I'm sorry, it's not your fault. 613 00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:35,592 I guess. 614 00:46:36,862 --> 00:46:37,863 Just bad timing. 615 00:46:40,065 --> 00:46:41,545 But maybe there is something I can do. 616 00:47:47,966 --> 00:47:49,400 Gianfranco, guess what? 617 00:47:50,936 --> 00:47:52,037 I don't know. 618 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,406 Glorice and I we're getting married! 619 00:47:59,844 --> 00:48:01,246 You sure about this? 620 00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:05,968 After Rita, God rest her soul I didn't think I could do it again, 621 00:48:06,851 --> 00:48:07,851 but Glorice... 622 00:48:10,956 --> 00:48:13,156 She makes me feel like a kid. I see things in color now. 623 00:48:14,792 --> 00:48:16,992 The green trees, the smell of the air, can you smell it? 624 00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:19,596 Yea. 625 00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:23,672 C'mon, really smell it with me! Breath in, breath out. 626 00:48:24,602 --> 00:48:25,971 Breath in, breath out. 627 00:48:28,974 --> 00:48:30,175 I think I'm ready for more. 628 00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:38,216 Where were we? 629 00:48:40,986 --> 00:48:42,020 I'm gonna miss you. 630 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:45,967 Oh Joey, you're only gonna be gone an hour. 631 00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,511 45 minutes. But it's still too long. 632 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:49,560 My sweet little cannoli. 633 00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:56,467 Gianfranco, I'll be back soon. 634 00:48:58,703 --> 00:48:59,703 Boss. 635 00:49:00,405 --> 00:49:01,606 I was talking to Glorice. 636 00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:13,777 Why do I get the feeling... you're gonna tell me you're in love now? 637 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:17,620 I can't believe it, you still haven't figured it out? 638 00:49:19,190 --> 00:49:20,550 I think I overestimated you George. 639 00:49:23,161 --> 00:49:26,361 As soon as I become Mrs. Joey "The Heart" Aorta I'm going to blackmail your boss. 640 00:49:31,036 --> 00:49:33,514 And what do you think Mr. Aorta is gonna do when he 641 00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:35,782 finds out you're blackmailing him? 642 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,108 He's going to p. A. y. 643 00:49:39,344 --> 00:49:43,314 Babycakes, no he's not. He's going to k. I. L. l. 644 00:49:46,451 --> 00:49:49,530 No... because if he tries any funny stuff everything will 645 00:49:49,554 --> 00:49:51,089 go straight to the Brooklyn newspapers. 646 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:56,270 You see I've worked out this little system with safety 647 00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:58,296 deposit boxes and friendly reporters, smart huh? 648 00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:02,467 And what about me? 649 00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:06,447 I mean what happens to me after the wedding? 650 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:09,683 After you so cleverly blackmail Mr. Aorta. 651 00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:12,627 Well George, to be quite honest I haven't really thought about that one. 652 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:25,389 Attractive lady. 653 00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:30,412 It's gotta get done in 48 hours. >> Yea, Mr. Briles by Friday. 654 00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:36,401 It ain't hard, you just line her up and kill her. 655 00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:41,738 It ain't what? 656 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,643 It ain't hard, it ain't not too hard. Yea. 657 00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:49,547 What I do ain't easy. 658 00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:52,149 It's an art. 659 00:50:52,983 --> 00:50:54,219 And it can't be rushed. 660 00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:59,381 Think Michelangelo had to punch a clock when he painted the Sistine Chapel? 661 00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:02,838 Just make sure she ain't breathing when it's done. 662 00:51:03,461 --> 00:51:04,762 There's more to it than that. 663 00:51:06,531 --> 00:51:08,366 What happens if a witness recognizes me? 664 00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:13,414 And alibi's, I provide an alibi for each one of 665 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,373 my customers in case something goes down. 666 00:51:18,676 --> 00:51:21,488 I never thought of that stuff before Georgie. 667 00:51:21,512 --> 00:51:23,890 And it's always something different, another challenge. 668 00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:25,250 You heard of Chaulky Brigamo? 669 00:51:29,053 --> 00:51:30,688 You whacked Chaulky Brigamo? 670 00:51:32,990 --> 00:51:35,070 The guy was guarded around the clock, never alone. 671 00:51:37,061 --> 00:51:40,241 Except for every day at noon when he used the time to 672 00:51:40,265 --> 00:51:42,105 catch up on the sports page in piece and quiet. 673 00:51:43,368 --> 00:51:44,569 While sitting on his throne. 674 00:51:46,171 --> 00:51:47,531 Cause he thought it was safe there. 675 00:51:49,307 --> 00:51:52,419 After two weeks of research I designed a bullet that 676 00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:54,403 bounces off lead pipes but penetrates human flesh. 677 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:16,860 And that was the end of Chaulky Brigamo. 678 00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:20,304 Incredible. 679 00:52:21,306 --> 00:52:22,306 Really incredible. 680 00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:25,210 His wife and kids didn't think so. 681 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:28,313 But hey... that's his problem. 682 00:53:52,597 --> 00:53:54,037 Get that fucking thing outta here. 683 00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:58,503 But George... give it a try. 684 00:54:00,204 --> 00:54:01,306 It works. >> Now! 685 00:54:16,621 --> 00:54:18,701 Are you sure that... a hitman is really necessary? 686 00:54:23,428 --> 00:54:25,830 Dip, we went over this. Now I don't like killing neither. 687 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:30,859 It's Glorice's fault, I mean she's making it necessary. 688 00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:32,837 That's not what I meant. 689 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:37,718 I've been thinking about our problem here. 690 00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:40,687 And it's based on the theory that Aorta would flip out if he 691 00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:42,556 found out that Glorice was a man... but consider this 692 00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:44,482 maybe Aorta knows. 693 00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:54,425 Are you implying that Joey "The Heart" Aorta prefers men over broads? 694 00:54:57,928 --> 00:54:59,648 Something to think about. You're gone! 695 00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:02,767 He's the straightest man I know. 696 00:55:04,369 --> 00:55:05,969 Well show me proof. He was married! 697 00:55:07,237 --> 00:55:09,950 Yea, yea for like a year or something, big deal. 698 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:12,986 The man's a complete womanizer! >> Yea so we heard. 699 00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:15,121 But have you ever seen him with a woman? 700 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,858 A million times! 701 00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:21,662 Um, two months ago when uh... that Las Vegas show girl was visiting Brooklyn. 702 00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:24,865 Ah man that Vegas show girl she was a gift from Stumpy La Tierra. 703 00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:27,701 And the boss gave her to Revella who did her himself. 704 00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:30,471 A broad can get laid by more than one guy. 705 00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:32,455 Yea well how about Annie LeDoux? You remember her? 706 00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:37,411 Annie LeDoux... had a serious case of The Clap, you 707 00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:40,235 know a smart man Confucius say, 'Don't put nose where it don't belong.' 708 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:43,508 George, will you listen to yourself. 709 00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:47,810 You're using a fortune cookie to defend the boss's manliness. 710 00:55:48,979 --> 00:55:51,499 Look, I know what I know. And The Boss is a straight shooter. 711 00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:56,229 Yea but maybe there's something there. 712 00:55:56,253 --> 00:55:58,556 Deep down, you know something waiting to surface. 713 00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:02,059 And one day, he changes. 714 00:56:05,262 --> 00:56:06,597 He ain't gonna change... 715 00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:10,435 And that's the way it is, no more to say! 716 00:56:17,174 --> 00:56:19,420 You worry too much. 717 00:56:19,444 --> 00:56:21,922 Well I wouldn't worry if the wedding 718 00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:24,791 was next month or next week but it's tomorrow. 719 00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:27,215 There's still time. Frank Briles always completes the job. 720 00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:32,566 Understand? >> Oh... oh, oh... 721 00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:35,793 Mr... Mr. Misunderstood, Mr. Artiste, Mr. Pablo Picasso with a hitman. 722 00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:39,730 I should have known. >> Hey. 723 00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:42,833 Do you know what my kill percentage is? 724 00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:46,089 What do I look like? A statistician? 725 00:56:47,672 --> 00:56:50,941 100% 47 contracts, 47 kills. 726 00:56:53,478 --> 00:56:55,438 It don't get any better than that. >> It couldn't. 727 00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:58,147 I don't think... 728 00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:00,751 Right, Dip. 729 00:57:02,487 --> 00:57:03,621 I have a perfect record. 730 00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:06,995 No arithmetic here, that shit's in the past. 731 00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:11,153 In every case I've ever taken there always comes a break. 732 00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:17,605 Take the example of Robby Castellano the most paranoid gangster of all times. 733 00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:20,616 I mean this guy was just waiting to get whacked. 734 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,510 Kept a piece under his pillow... that was the opening I needed. 735 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:30,615 I snuck into his house stole the gun, made a small adjustment... 736 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:39,265 That night I just tapped on the window 737 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:40,969 and let that fat fuck's paranoia take over. 738 00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:52,136 Don't worry George, I guarantee you the job will be done. 739 00:57:55,372 --> 00:58:00,186 We've got pastrami, salami, turkey, beef tongue, 740 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:03,289 chicken salad, chicken liver, chopped chicken 741 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,815 Sam, just give us the best. 742 00:58:07,051 --> 00:58:10,163 And make sure there's enough for everybody. 743 00:58:10,187 --> 00:58:14,000 Oh I can do something spectacular but it may cost you a pretty penny. 744 00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:18,171 Ain't nothing too expensive for Glorice's wedding honey. 745 00:58:18,195 --> 00:58:20,635 She's going to be the most beautiful bride in the whole world. 746 00:58:21,398 --> 00:58:22,967 Like a modern day Helen of Troy. 747 00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:29,082 Hey, I got your information right here, how about I have 748 00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:31,985 one of my workers deliver a complete meal over to your 749 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:34,129 place... salad, main course, the whole works, tonight? 750 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:36,781 About six 751 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:39,863 I'll be looking forward to it. 752 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:49,794 How you doing this wonderful day! 753 00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:53,030 Roast beef on rye. 754 00:58:54,599 --> 00:58:55,599 Make it bloody. 755 00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:08,112 George... I caught a break. 756 00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:09,979 And? 757 00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:13,916 Six o'clock tonight your problem will be solved. 758 00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:19,189 I hope so. I'm getting tired of this fucking sauna. 759 00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:27,331 Let me get that for you. 760 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:38,407 Thank you. 761 00:59:40,444 --> 00:59:42,364 I wanna congratulate you on your win tomorrow. 762 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,926 You are coming aren't you? 763 00:59:45,950 --> 00:59:48,190 Oh I wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm the best man. 764 00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:51,420 Is something wrong? Why you asking? 765 00:59:52,657 --> 00:59:53,891 Well you're smiling. 766 00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:58,663 George is so bad he smiles when there's something wrong? 767 01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:01,198 I have an idea. 768 01:00:07,404 --> 01:00:08,404 The good stuff. 769 01:00:17,581 --> 01:00:18,581 A toast. 770 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:21,719 To what? 771 01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:24,989 To uh... your wedding 772 01:00:26,556 --> 01:00:28,125 to my promotion... 773 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,160 To us. 774 01:00:32,930 --> 01:00:34,450 George, why aren't you being a jerk? 775 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,012 That was the old negative George, 776 01:00:39,036 --> 01:00:40,716 now I know everything works out in the end. 777 01:00:41,605 --> 01:00:43,107 What's meant to be is meant to be. 778 01:00:45,442 --> 01:00:46,711 That's beautiful. 779 01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:49,746 Salud. 780 01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:06,294 Who is it? Delivery from Friendly Sam's. 781 01:01:07,732 --> 01:01:08,899 Oh just a second. 782 01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:16,340 Thank you for coming. Yes, mam. 783 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,463 There you go. >> Thank you, would you sign here please? 784 01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:31,526 Do I know you from somewhere? Uh, I don't think so. 785 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,759 Uh, put the date in there please. 786 01:01:37,161 --> 01:01:39,429 I know, I know you. Maybe from the deli. 787 01:01:41,799 --> 01:01:43,768 No not that. You seem so familiar. 788 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:46,804 I got it! 789 01:01:49,673 --> 01:01:51,593 Frank's the name, but I don't have any nieces. 790 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:55,864 Oh well I used to be one of your nephews. 791 01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:58,415 It's me Gary, Gary Calshime. 792 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:01,270 I don't buy it lady. Googoo. 793 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,773 Excuse me? You used to call me Googoo. 794 01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:09,469 You took me to the Dodger games, you taught me. 795 01:02:09,493 --> 01:02:11,693 "Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the park." 796 01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:15,364 Googoo! 797 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,233 It is you! 798 01:02:32,149 --> 01:02:34,351 Oh! Oh! Here he is! 799 01:02:37,054 --> 01:02:38,455 The hired help. The contract killer. 800 01:02:41,558 --> 01:02:43,828 Grim Reaper. >> Michelangelo of the murderers. 801 01:02:44,829 --> 01:02:46,096 George, I gotta talk to you. 802 01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:50,343 Have some bubbly. George, listen to me. 803 01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:52,512 You're going to relax! George, there was a problem! 804 01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:55,048 Who is painful? 805 01:02:55,072 --> 01:02:58,943 Let's say I'm only 98% effective now but there's a good side to this. 806 01:03:01,511 --> 01:03:04,414 I got what you call... a money back guarantee. 807 01:03:14,558 --> 01:03:16,293 George, take it easy. 808 01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,542 George, somebody could get hurt. >> I'll kill you! 809 01:03:21,598 --> 01:03:22,598 But I don't fuck up! 810 01:03:25,669 --> 01:03:26,669 Fucker. 811 01:03:42,752 --> 01:03:44,792 Mr. George Gianfranco, put your hands in the air! 812 01:03:47,724 --> 01:03:49,193 Now take a step forward, slowly! 813 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,560 Now tough guy! 814 01:03:53,898 --> 01:03:54,875 Ooh, my balls! 815 01:03:54,899 --> 01:03:55,899 My balls! 816 01:03:57,701 --> 01:04:00,613 You should have thought of your fucking balls 817 01:04:00,637 --> 01:04:02,557 before you put your piece in the back of my head. 818 01:04:10,114 --> 01:04:11,515 Don't shoot, don't shoot! 819 01:04:14,051 --> 01:04:16,662 Don't shoot, don't shoot? Why? You gonna take my birthday away? 820 01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:18,566 You'll go straight to the chair in Sing Sing. 821 01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:20,489 For what? 822 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:26,147 Hey, hey I don't mean to hurry you but I got a wedding to go to. 823 01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:29,133 Sgt. Mark Ellesberry, draft detective. 824 01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:34,895 United States Navy. You shoot a federal agent and you'll get the chair for sure. 825 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,607 What do you want from me? 826 01:04:39,309 --> 01:04:42,288 George Gianfranco, Brooklyn, 827 01:04:42,312 --> 01:04:44,472 wanted for evading service with the United States Navy. 828 01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:49,223 Hey I went for my physical two years ago and I was classified 4F. 829 01:04:49,819 --> 01:04:50,819 For what! 830 01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:54,657 Flat feet. 831 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:56,392 What? 832 01:04:57,794 --> 01:04:58,794 Flat feet! 833 01:05:01,598 --> 01:05:02,599 Well! 834 01:05:05,135 --> 01:05:08,175 I don't believe it, you wanna see 'em? >> Draft dodging is a serious crime! 835 01:05:08,872 --> 01:05:09,872 Alright already. 836 01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:17,114 Oh... oh, ok. 837 01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:20,326 Well it ain't a flower it's a flat foot! 838 01:05:20,350 --> 01:05:22,062 Alright, put 'em away! 839 01:05:22,086 --> 01:05:23,220 Ok. Ok. 840 01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:30,812 Right, sir. Well I think we can straighten this whole thing out. 841 01:05:32,096 --> 01:05:33,096 You better. 842 01:05:34,498 --> 01:05:35,498 Gun, please. 843 01:05:38,302 --> 01:05:40,981 Oh, uh, one more thing. I need to know if you recognize 844 01:05:41,005 --> 01:05:42,406 any more of the suspects in my book. 845 01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:46,386 Hey, do I look like a rat to you? 846 01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:48,588 You know we might have to go before 847 01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:50,372 the judge to straighten this whole thing out. 848 01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:52,868 Alright, I got you. Alright. 849 01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:54,650 No. 850 01:05:56,086 --> 01:05:57,086 No. 851 01:05:58,355 --> 01:05:59,355 No. 852 01:06:00,324 --> 01:06:01,324 No. 853 01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:03,626 N... 854 01:06:19,109 --> 01:06:20,144 What's the rap? 855 01:06:32,922 --> 01:06:34,091 Good luck Mr. Aorta! 856 01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:46,603 The recipe... for all great marriages is the same. 857 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,442 It contains two very special ingredients. 858 01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:55,379 A man and a woman. 859 01:06:58,315 --> 01:07:01,385 Those two ingredients are necessary for the recipe to work! 860 01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:05,655 Without them you don't have anything at all! 861 01:07:10,894 --> 01:07:12,396 Now.. Today. 862 01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:18,802 I will be the cook for the recipe of Aorta pie. 863 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,678 I offer those those uh... of you who don't understand my metaphor. 864 01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:34,418 I will officiate the marriage of Joseph Carlo Aorta, 865 01:07:37,687 --> 01:07:42,292 and Glorice Pearl... uh... Coushime. 866 01:07:47,964 --> 01:07:51,701 Now, let's all rise... and welcome the beautiful bride. 867 01:08:36,413 --> 01:08:37,614 Mr. Joseph Aorta? 868 01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:17,463 Ladies and gentleman, Glorice and I would 869 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:19,167 like to thank everybody for coming today... 870 01:09:21,425 --> 01:09:23,969 Glorice had a family emergency so the 871 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:25,713 marriage will not be performed at this time. 872 01:09:28,232 --> 01:09:30,712 We will however be rescheduling the wedding in the near future. 873 01:09:33,069 --> 01:09:34,069 Sorry. 874 01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:36,272 Thanks for coming. 875 01:09:40,977 --> 01:09:43,258 I don't know... maybe her mother passed away or something. 876 01:09:45,249 --> 01:09:46,283 Things happen. 877 01:09:48,418 --> 01:09:49,486 Yea, what's the point? 878 01:09:50,787 --> 01:09:52,256 You might as well know the truth. 879 01:09:53,089 --> 01:09:54,089 Boss? 880 01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:04,801 Dear Joey, I'm afraid I cannot marry you because I have found another man. 881 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:12,821 I'm leaving Brooklyn forever, Glorice. 882 01:10:15,312 --> 01:10:18,248 G... B... A... G... L... 883 01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:20,984 Wait, what's GBAGL? 884 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,532 It's goodbye and good luck. 885 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:29,134 You know she probably didn't have enough money for the 886 01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:30,998 telegram so she shortened the ending. You know? 887 01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:34,440 Who do you think the guy is? 888 01:10:34,464 --> 01:10:35,465 It's not important. 889 01:10:37,634 --> 01:10:40,236 What's important is... is you go on, you find another woman. 890 01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:43,740 Hey... you deserve better. 891 01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:49,111 C'mere. 892 01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:54,518 You're a true friend Gianfranco. 893 01:11:03,793 --> 01:11:06,772 I gotta tell you Dip, I used to think happy endings was 894 01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:08,356 just for the pictures not for real life. 895 01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:12,478 I guess things worked out ok, huh Georgie boy? 896 01:11:12,502 --> 01:11:13,503 Ok? Try fantastic. 897 01:11:15,639 --> 01:11:18,818 I'm gonna be conciliary of Brooklyn, you'll be my assistant 898 01:11:18,842 --> 01:11:21,854 by next week and due to my handiwork with that fucking 899 01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:25,124 draft detective, Glorice is gonna be spending a stint in the 900 01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:28,518 US Navy... maybe it will make a man out of her. 901 01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:32,432 Cheers. 902 01:11:32,456 --> 01:11:33,733 Cheers. 903 01:11:33,757 --> 01:11:34,757 To Glorice. 904 01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:37,494 Wherever he or she may be. 905 01:11:45,168 --> 01:11:46,936 Oh woops... nature calls. 906 01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:51,441 Taking wee willy winky for a walk? 907 01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:56,513 I'll be back in a Flash... Gordon. 908 01:12:22,806 --> 01:12:24,686 Hey cream puff what the fuck are you looking at? 909 01:12:31,247 --> 01:12:33,850 Since when did pissing become a... spectator sport? 910 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:41,991 You know I... I'd like to join uh... whatever club you're in but uh. 911 01:12:44,428 --> 01:12:45,429 I gotta run. 912 01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:49,666 Oh that didn't hurt. 913 01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,067 That hurt. 914 01:12:56,773 --> 01:12:57,974 That's enough boys. 915 01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:03,713 You're back. 916 01:13:19,328 --> 01:13:20,328 George? 917 01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:27,002 George! 918 01:13:30,373 --> 01:13:31,373 George... 919 01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:33,976 Are you ok? 920 01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:38,181 Get your big fat ugly mug outta my face. 921 01:13:46,022 --> 01:13:47,022 George... 922 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,525 What happened! 923 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:51,628 Where's Glorice? 924 01:13:53,162 --> 01:13:55,082 I don't know... I thought she was in the Navy. 925 01:13:59,903 --> 01:14:00,903 George? 926 01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:10,178 Nice toss, Boss! 927 01:14:13,249 --> 01:14:14,249 Who was it? 928 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,640 It was nobody, Joey I just got nervous. That's all. 929 01:14:20,524 --> 01:14:22,805 I was nervous too! But I didn't leave you at the alter. 930 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:26,994 I don't know how I can ever make it up to you. 931 01:14:28,397 --> 01:14:30,477 I could think of a thing or two actually. >> Stop it! 932 01:14:31,835 --> 01:14:33,235 How do I know you won't do it again? 933 01:14:34,938 --> 01:14:36,873 Leave me up there facing everybody I know. 934 01:14:38,374 --> 01:14:40,094 I won't I promise. But how can I know? 935 01:14:41,545 --> 01:14:42,646 We get married now. 936 01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:46,626 You mean today? I mean right now. 937 01:14:46,650 --> 01:14:48,450 We go straight to the church and Father Doyle. 938 01:14:51,621 --> 01:14:52,621 I don't think so. 939 01:14:55,258 --> 01:14:56,660 Then we go on our honeymoon. 940 01:14:58,562 --> 01:14:59,929 And you know what we can do then... 941 01:15:14,477 --> 01:15:15,912 Gianfranco, glad you made it. 942 01:15:18,281 --> 01:15:20,192 I wouldn't miss it for the world. What happened to your face? 943 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:21,426 What? 944 01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:23,028 Your face! 945 01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:25,330 Oh this? >> Yea that. 946 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:29,635 Oh I uh... I uh... I went to the racetrack, I saw this great 947 01:15:29,659 --> 01:15:33,129 horse, 3:1 shot, I stood behind it... it reared up, kicked me in the face. 948 01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:36,364 Boss... 949 01:15:39,135 --> 01:15:40,704 Where's the beautiful bride to be? 950 01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:53,617 Good day Sister. 951 01:16:01,424 --> 01:16:04,185 Nice outfit, George. A little conservative but it looks good on you. 952 01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:16,823 This is the end, Glorice, I don't wanna do it but you made me. 953 01:16:18,474 --> 01:16:21,020 I'm making you kill me? 954 01:16:21,044 --> 01:16:23,164 Please, at least be honest about what you're gonna do. 955 01:16:24,648 --> 01:16:27,008 You're telling me about honesty. Your whole life is a lie! 956 01:16:27,684 --> 01:16:28,684 Why? 957 01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:30,118 Why! 958 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:34,758 Because... you got, you know... and you dress like a woman. 959 01:16:37,661 --> 01:16:40,172 Well so are you. >> Well I had to to get past your goons! 960 01:16:40,196 --> 01:16:42,975 The only reason for my body guards is 961 01:16:42,999 --> 01:16:45,210 because you turned me into the draft police! 962 01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:47,234 I turned you in because you wanna marry my boss. 963 01:16:48,672 --> 01:16:50,373 Why can't I marry who I want? 964 01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:53,485 Because. 965 01:16:53,509 --> 01:16:54,754 Why? >> Because! 966 01:16:54,778 --> 01:16:55,779 Why? >> Because! 967 01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:02,350 He's not right for you. 968 01:17:04,688 --> 01:17:05,689 Well who is, George? 969 01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:31,993 Glorice in there? Yea, with some nun. 970 01:17:33,249 --> 01:17:34,249 A nun? 971 01:17:40,456 --> 01:17:42,296 What the fuck! Oh boss, no I can explain. 972 01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:46,248 I can't believe it! Joey, please. 973 01:17:47,096 --> 01:17:48,732 My best friend and my fiance? 974 01:17:50,566 --> 01:17:52,912 You must be the other man from the telegram. 975 01:17:52,936 --> 01:17:54,376 No! No! I'm not! I trusted you! 976 01:17:55,872 --> 01:17:57,173 Nobody does this to Joe Aorta. 977 01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:01,509 Give me your piece. 978 01:18:06,549 --> 01:18:09,589 Now what do you gotta say for yourself you miserable ungrateful little prick? 979 01:18:10,787 --> 01:18:12,467 It's true Mr. Aorta, I stole your woman. 980 01:18:13,823 --> 01:18:14,823 So shoot me. 981 01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:19,500 But don't hurt Glorice, it was my idea. She did nothing wrong. 982 01:18:20,396 --> 01:18:22,474 Joey, wait. Glorice, please. 983 01:18:22,498 --> 01:18:23,900 This is between George and me. 984 01:18:25,969 --> 01:18:27,729 I think there's something you should know. 985 01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:33,977 What the... 986 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:38,446 You set me... but you! 987 01:18:40,083 --> 01:18:41,083 But you! 988 01:18:42,485 --> 01:18:43,485 And then you! 989 01:18:44,687 --> 01:18:45,687 In the car! 990 01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:10,446 E nomini patri... e fili... espiritu santi. 991 01:19:23,827 --> 01:19:27,539 It's uh... rather unfortunate we are gathered here today 992 01:19:27,563 --> 01:19:31,134 to bury our friend Mr. Joseph Carlo Aorta. 993 01:19:34,703 --> 01:19:37,440 I was there when our boss breathed his last breath. 994 01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:41,077 There was nothing I could do to save him. 995 01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:45,181 All I could do was hold him in my arms, 996 01:19:46,983 --> 01:19:48,284 and listen to his final words. 997 01:19:51,921 --> 01:19:54,858 And he said to me, George 998 01:19:58,027 --> 01:19:59,295 it's your turn. 999 01:20:02,065 --> 01:20:03,199 Take care of the men 1000 01:20:05,734 --> 01:20:06,734 take care of yourself, 1001 01:20:09,839 --> 01:20:10,839 but most of all 1002 01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:16,145 take care of this beautiful woman. 1003 01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:20,216 I know... nobody 1004 01:20:22,185 --> 01:20:24,287 could fill the shoes of this wonderful man, 1005 01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:27,991 but I'm gonna do my best. 1006 01:20:31,094 --> 01:20:32,195 Goodbye Mr. Aorta.